Its an amusing read, and includes methods for contacting the Texas GOP, as well as this excellent recommendation for insuring that your message is understood:
Don't use big words. This will only confuse them. In fact, use the version of English most familiar to Texas GOP clerics, the King James version.
Try this: "O Holy Party: I thank thee for thine everlasting persecution of me. Thou hast delivered me from criminality. My civil rights runneth over. Thy faithful sodomite, [Your Name]."
