I visted Costco today, and saw something that I as a non-pet owner have never seen.
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MegaBites Slow-Roasted Natural Pig Ears 28 count, $10.99
Big Blue Letters: BEST VALUE PACK
Dear Valued Customer:
Thank you for making the healthy natural choice by selecting MegaBites premium pig ears for your special dog. We provide only the best quality pig ears for your pet. That's why we start with the cleanest freshest raw product and we slow bake each ear on the most advanced ovens availailable today. Finally every MegaBites Premium Pig Ear is safety treated by irradiation for freshness and health based on quality assurance guidelines. MegaBites premium pig ears are 100% guaranteed. Thank you again for making the healthy natural choice by selecting MegaBites premium pig ears and remember always wash your hands thoroughly after handling.
Okay... even when I was not quite sexually experienced... I pretty much could spot a transexual hooker BEFORE I got him/her in bed. I'd like to also think that I wouldn't have taken said transexual hooker TO MY PARENTS HOUSE. I was just far too cautious perhaps...
School starts in Houston in about three weeks. I predict a bad school year for him. Teens can be so cruel. One kid at my high school got caught pulling his pud in the swim team locker room, and he was called "Wacker" for the rest of his high school career. (I hated that name...)
dagnabit! Edited to say that despite how that reads, I was not the "Wacker" in question. (That'll teach me to not post at 3 am) That guy now lives in Hollywood, and is a big whoo-hoo gossip columnist. To the best of my knowledge, I never PERSONALLY cranked my yank in the locker room... I just used the memory of it later. Hey... the swim team and gymnastics team sharing a locker room? It's almost too much for a sixteen-year-old boy to take...
